The Paper Towel Test – What Kind of Business Owner Are You?
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You’re at home with a house full of guests. You step away to use the bathroom, wash your hands, look left, then right… and realize—there are no paper towels. Nothing.
It’s a small moment, but it speaks volumes. Do you shrug and leave with wet hands? Do you wipe on your clothes? Do you call for someone to restock? Or do you argue towels aren’t really needed at all?
The same thing happens in business every day. A customer visits your site, looks for a clear answer, pricing, a how-to guide—and finds… nothing. They leave with “wet hands.”
This article challenges the idea that details like paper towels don’t matter and shows how stocking your business with the right information—especially on your blog—creates comfort, trust, and conversions.
The Myth About Paper Towels
Myth: “Paper towels don’t matter.”
Reality: They matter for three big reasons:
- They signal value. Paper towels represent a multi-billion-dollar market. People invest in them because the little details change the entire experience.
- They shape the guest experience. A stocked towel dispenser says, “We thought about you.” In business terms, that’s UX—your customers feel considered, not overlooked.
- Attention to detail builds reputation. Soft vs. scratchy. Full vs. empty. Thoughtful vs. careless. These micro-choices tell a bigger story about your standards. Customers notice.
The Business Parallel – Paper Towels in Business
Every industry has its version of paper towels—small but critical details that decide whether someone trusts you or bounces:
- Clear, skimmable blog posts that actually answer questions
- Fast, mobile-friendly pages
- Transparent pricing or process pages
- Obvious contact info and next steps
- Before/after visuals, FAQs, or quick explainer videos
Ignore these and people leave “with wet hands.” Stock them, and you turn forgettable moments into friction-free wins.
The Paper Towel Test – Types of Business Owners
A. Keep it moving
Sees the empty dispenser, shrugs, and leaves. In business: ignores gaps because “we’re busy.”
Result: Trust and revenue leak away in dozens of tiny moments.
B. Fix it immediately
Finds towels and stocks them. In business: writes the missing blog post, updates an FAQ, records a quick video.
Result: Quick wins, happier customers, fewer support tickets.
C. Delegate it
Tells someone else to handle it. In business: hires a writer, designer, or SEO to fill the gaps at scale.
Result: Consistency without burning out the owner.
D. Redefine the system
Says towels aren’t needed. In business: challenges the old way and introduces a new system.
Result: Sometimes visionary, sometimes just an excuse—execution makes the difference.
Answering the Big Questions
Who are the guests?
Your customers, prospects, and referral partners—the people walking into your digital space. They expect clarity, not confusion. If they can’t dry their hands (get an answer), they won’t stay.
When should towels (content) be there?
Always—before they need it. Stock your dispenser now. Don’t wait for complaints.
- Weekly: one “how-to” or “should I” post
- Biweekly: one case study or before/after story
- Monthly: one pricing or process explainer
What are the towels (the missing topics)?
They’re the questions your industry doesn’t answer well—or at all. The things customers must piece together across multiple tabs and phone calls.
- Sales notes: What prospects ask every time?
- Support inbox: What confuses customers after they buy?
- Competitor gaps: What they won’t say (pricing, timelines, trade-offs)?
- Search data: Google’s autocomplete and People Also Ask = ready-made blog ideas.
Where should you put them?
On your blog and your website—front and center. That’s the towel dispenser. Social media is just the hallway announcement; your site is where the action happens.
- Blog hub: Group posts into categories (Pricing, How-To, Comparisons, Local Guides)
- Service pages: Link to explainers so the right towel is in the right room
- Header/footer nav: Add “Resources,” “Learning Center,” or “Buyer’s Guide”
- Within posts: Use internal links to guide readers step by step
Why This Matters
Stocking paper towels = stocking trust. When visitors find clear, complete answers in your space, three things happen:
- Friction drops. Fewer basic calls. Faster decisions.
- Authority rises. You become the brand that educates, not hides.
- Conversions climb. People buy from the business that makes them feel confident.
The Innovator’s Perspective
Some leaders say, “We don’t need paper towels at all—there’s a better way.” Maybe that’s air dryers, reusable options, or a new system altogether. If that’s you, the industry needs your voice. You’re not ignoring the gap; you’re reprogramming the system.
- Challenge outdated norms with data.
- Publish your model—explain the why and how.
- Set a higher standard the market can adopt.
This mindset shouldn’t replace the practical work of stocking towels today, but it can spark meaningful change tomorrow.
What Kind of Business Owner Are You?
Every buyer’s journey has a “wet hands” moment. They’ve washed (researched), now they need to dry (decide). If your site is stocked with the right towels—clear answers, proof, steps, and next actions—you win the moment. If not, they leave uncomfortable and look elsewhere.
So—when you notice a missing towel in your business, who are you? The shrugger, the fixer, the delegator, or the innovator? Leaders win by making small moments effortless. Start there, and the big wins follow.
Learn How To Create The Experience Your Customers Need
If you want to learn how to identify missing topics, explain them clearly, and create content that builds comfort and trust with your customers, it’s time to put the paper towels up in your industry. I cover this in my book 33 Reasons You Need a Website Right Now. Grab your copy here.
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